Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart is the Host of the The Daily Show. He has won nine Emmys. Also he hosted the 78th Academy Awards and wrote the book America : A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction.
His card reads:
“Yours is an impossible task, for freedom is too abstract, far too- Wow!! Is that Shirley Jones? Cool! She typed hers? Crap, maybe I should type mine. Man, Alex Trebeck writes like a girl! I’m tired…”